Takoma Pork in the Voice April 2007
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Phillip Morris Men
The Philip Morris Men

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. That’s the take on the surprising happenings in Old Town Takoma Park, where a number of established local businesses have merged with more profitable corporations for a brighter economic future. The Takoma Pork—the city’s only satirical newspaper— is making an appearance in this April's Takoma Voice and bringing that publication down to new lows. But we're not the only ones. Check out these other local signs of the times....(read more)

Abs Class at the Gymspital
A recovering accident victim feels the burn as he works his abs in this gymspital test class.

TAKOMA PARK—“Are you here for yoga, or are you already in pain?”  If some supporters of the proposed new gym have it their way, you might be hearing that question a lot. Gym proponents are pushing for a new twist on the project to make it more palatable to Takoma Park citizens: converting the soon-to-be abandoned Washington Adventist Hospital building into a gym that also serves as a part-time hospital. ...(read more) 

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